The Split: Cheryl And Ashley Cole To Seperate
Posted Wednesday, February 24, 2010 by Kickette.com
It’s just been announced that Cheryl Cole is officially separating from her hubby, Ashley. Hardly surprising, really.
While we don’t know if a divorce is imminent, our readers saw this one coming after we all caught a first glimpse of her “Mrs. C” tattoo. We can’t help but feel slightly saddened for the gal; she’s really been put through the media ringer.
But enough of that. Let’s talk real issues: the tattoo.
Normally, these bad boys are forever (and sometimes regretful) but we think Chezza can be quite creative with fudging the permanent stuff if she wishes. That, or she could just wear her hair down for the rest of her life.
We recommend instead that Cheryl alter the tattoo rather than spending thousands of pounds lasering the crap out of her sensitive, superstar skin.
Some options:
- Marry another man whose last name is Cole. Only one that springs to mind is Carlton. We’re not entirely convinced he’s the best choice, but his thighs are certainly worth taking a gander at.
- Btw, this also raises an interesting question – is she planning on reverting to her given name, Tweedy?
- Convert the “R” to an “I-S” so it reads “Miss C”.
- Consider covering it with an image. Like spikey heels or something.
Sidenote: Chezza is seriously flashing some “I’ll cut a bitch” side-eye that could have Nando running scared.
- Tag:
- Cheryl Cole
- Ashley
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