Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Jurgen Klopp's farewell tour isn't going to plan   7'—Atalanta 0-1 Liverpool (3-1 aggregate)   Watching the Champions League quarterfinals this year:   Seven years ago Cristiano Ronaldo became the first player to score 100 Champions League goals. He 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 has the most goals (140) and assists (42) in the competition ...Full Story »

ARSENAL star Reiss Nelson is being sued by his sports masseur who claims the player’s Italian mastiff attacked him as they posed for a selfie. Saeid Motaali, 50, alleges the dog went for his neck and bit him on the arm he raised to protect himself at Nelson’s pad in North London. It is said to have happened in 2020 after Mr Motaali finished a sports massage with the star and aske...Full Story »

ILKAY GUNDOGAN'S glam wife has waded into his row with Barcelona teammates with a barb about her hubby's "treble mentality." Gundogan, 32, was beside himself with anger as Barca were knocked out of the Champions League by Paris Saint-Germain on Tuesday. The Spaniards were leading 4-2 on aggregate and cruising towards the semis when Ronald Araujo received a red card for a clumsy challenge. P...Full Story »

Galatasaray are chasing Manchester United midfielder Christian Eriksen for the summer market. In January, Galatasaray showed interest in the Dane, but he remained at Manchester United. Now Fanatik are reporting that Galatasaray still want Eriksen. The Turkish club wants the Swede to replace Tanguy Ndombele - who is on loan from Tottenham. The 32-year-old has scored one goal and provided tw...Full Story »

Liverpool have been told to sign an underrated Premier League defender Liverpool have been tipped to make a smart defensive addition this summer - over claims they are short at the back. Jurgen Klopp's side suffered damaging home defeats against Atalanta and Crystal Palace last week and have fallen further behind in their hopes for Premier League success this season. Joel Matip has been out o...Full Story »

Liverpool and Manchester United are readying to battle for Barcelona wonderkid Mikayil Faye but the Catalans are looking to keep him at the club. Man Utd and Liverpool want Mikayil Faye Barca want to keep defender next season Will be promoted to the first team under Marquez WHAT HAPPENED?Barca Atletic have been flying this season and look likely to challenge for promotion this season and...Full Story »

Jamal Musiala is reportedly not for sale this summer and Bayern Munich 'won't consider any offers' for the youngster amid Manchester City links. Musiala linked with Man City Bayern say he's not for sale 'Won't consider any offers' WHAT HAPPENED?The Cityzens had reportedly set their sights on the 21-year-old but according to Sky Germany reporter Florian Plettenberg, he will not be sold at...Full Story »

Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp accepted their lack of goal threat failed to put enough pressure on Atalanta to help turn their Europa League quarter-final back in their favour.Mohamed Salah’s seventh-minute penalty had raised hopes of a Barcelona 2019-style comeback but the Egypt international missed a relatively straightforward lob to make it 2-0 towards the end of the first half and they...Full Story »

FC Halifax moved back into the play-off places in the National League as Adan George rescued a point in a 2-2 draw at home to Oldham.The visitors took the lead in the 18th minute through Dan Gardner’s half-volley from a corner before Rob Harker levelled for the home side a minute into first-half stoppage time, smashing the ball home.Oldham were awarded a penalty when Joe Garner was fouled ...Full Story »

Liverpool could not conjure up another remarkable comeback when they needed it most as their 1-0 victory over Atalanta in Bergamo failed to salvage their Europa League hopes.Mohamed Salah’s early penalty raised hopes all the pre-match reminiscence of the famous 4-0 against Barcelona in the 2019 Champions League semi-final would be replayed but their continued struggles in front of goal saw...Full Story »

King of the dark arts Emiliano Martinez said it was his destiny to be the penalty shootout hero as Aston Villa booked their spot in the semi-final of the Europa Conference LeagueThe Argentina goalkeeper, who helped his country win the World Cup 18 months ago in similar circumstances, produced more heroics against Lille, saving spot-kicks from Nabil Bentaleb and Benjamin Andre to earn a 4-3 shoot...Full Story »

Emiliano Martinez was the unsurprising star of a dramatic penalty shootout as Aston Villa edged past Lille and into the semi-final of the Europa Conference League.The Argentina goalkeeper, who helped his country win the World Cup 18 months ago, produced some similar heroics in France, saving spot-kicks from Nabil Bentaleb and Benjamin Andre to earn a 4-3 shootout win after the quarter-final had ...Full Story »

The Leyton Orient star and OnlyFans ace put on a sizzling display for her army of followers. Madelene Wright wowed fans with leather lingerie and a whip Credit: INSTAGRAM Madelene left little to the imagination in barely-there leather lingerie. The blonde bombshell posed for a black-and-white snap while also donning leather gloves. Madelene casually tossed her hair as she simmered while gazi...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   RIP     BAYERN TAKE OUT THEIR FRUSTRATION ON ARSENAL AND KNOCK THEM OUT OF THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE     Real Madrid (4)1-1(3) Man City 4-4Bye City     Bayern 1-0 Arsenal (3-2)Bye Arsenal     Going home     REAL MADRID HAVE KNOCKED MANCHESTER CITY OUT OF THE UCL!     &nb...Full Story »

Followers who were "jealous" of Therese Gudmunsen's photographer on a Bali beach even pronounced her a "princess" of THREE domains! Therese Gudmundsen dazzled admirers in her photoshoot Credit: Instagram @thereseutd Poor Therese will soon be busy with royal duties after admirers hailed her as: "Very beautiful and wonderful, our Red Devil princess"... "Viking princess"... and "Scandinavian prin...Full Story »

Manchester United are looking to replace Aaron Wan-Bissaka this summer with Barcelona star Jules Kounde reportedly on their three man shortlist. United paid Crystal Palace £50m for Wan-Bissaka in July 2019 and the full-back has played 182 games in all competitions and won the League Cup with the Red Devils. The 26-year-old is very good defensively but lacks threat going forward, highlig...Full Story »

Chelsea and Barcelona are watching Paulo Dybala's situation at AS Roma. It's emerged that clauses in his current deal stae Dybala can leave this summer for €12m if a foreign club wants him and €20m if he moves within Italy. Now Tribalfootball.com's transfer expert Rudy Galetti is reporting Dybala is still waiting to start discussions with Roma about an extension. And there are s...Full Story »

Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola has seen his odds to replace Gareth Southgate as England manager fall amid speculation linking him with the Three Lions job. Southgate is preparing to lead England into this summer's European Championship in Germany in what will be the fourth major tournament he has overseen since replacing Sam Allardyce in September 2016. England will start the tournament...Full Story »

Pep Guardiola insisted there were no regrets after Manchester City’s bid to retain their Champions League crown ended in a heartbreaking penalty shoot-out loss to Real Madrid.The holders were beaten 4-3 on spot-kicks by the Spanish giants after their quarter-final tie ended 4-4 on aggregate – 1-1 on the night – despite a dominant display from Guardiola’s side in the secon...Full Story »

Mikel Arteta wants Arsenal to end their season in “beautiful” fashion after they were knocked out of the Champions League by Bayern Munich.The Gunners lost 1-0 at the Allianz Arena as Joshua Kimmich’s second-half header was enough to seal a semi-final against Real Madrid with a 3-2 aggregate victory.It followed on from a 2-0 home loss to Aston Villa on Sunday that has dented Ar...Full Story »