Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   France National Team & Their Origins   FA Cup Semi-FinalMan City v Chelsea   The King of EUROPA!   NO ENGLISH TEAM HAS QUALIFIED FOR THE SEMIS OF UCL & UEL!   Xavi has really received More RED CARDS This Season Than Sergio Ramos has in The Last Two Seasons COMBINED!   PRIDE OF SPAIN.    They...Full Story »

Harry Kane “secretly wants to come home”, says Stan Collymore, with the ex-Premier League star “warming” to the idea of seeing the striker at Chelsea. Left Tottenham in 2023 Yet to win silverware in Germany Talk of a return to England WHAT HAPPENED?England captain Kane only left his homeland in the summer of 2023, with the decision taken to go trophy hunting at Ba...Full Story »

Liverpool could not conjure up another remarkable comeback when they needed it most as their 1-0 victory over Atalanta in Bergamo failed to salvage their Europa League hopes.Mohamed Salah’s early penalty raised hopes all the pre-match reminiscence of the famous 4-0 against Barcelona in the 2019 Champions League semi-final would be replayed but their continued struggles in front of goal saw...Full Story »

West Ham bowed out of the Europa League but only after giving new German champions Bayer Leverkusen an almighty fright.Michail Antonio’s early goal had the Hammers, 2-0 down from the first leg, dreaming of inflicting a first defeat of the season on Xabi Alonso’s Leverkusen and of maybe reaching a third European semi-final in three years.But they were unable to find a second and were ...Full Story »

PARIS SAINT-GERMAIN manager Luis Enrique’s stunning daughter is rumoured to have swapped ex-boyfriend Ferran Torres for a team-mate in Spain’s national team. Reports in Spain say showjumper Sira Martinez is dating Real Sociedad centre-back Robin Le Normand. Sira Martinez is the ex-girlfriend of Ferran Torres Credit: Instagram Sira and Ferran broke up in May last year Credit: Insta...Full Story »

Liverpool and Man United are in the market for a centre-back this summer and the Premier League giants have their eyes on Nottingham Forest's Murillo. The 21-year-old joined the Midlands club as part of a £15m deal with Brazilian side Corinthians last summer and has been exceptional during his first season in the Premier League. The Brazilian is everything you want in a modern-day cent...Full Story »

Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola has seen his odds to replace Gareth Southgate as England manager fall amid speculation linking him with the Three Lions job. Southgate is preparing to lead England into this summer's European Championship in Germany in what will be the fourth major tournament he has overseen since replacing Sam Allardyce in September 2016. England will start the tournament...Full Story »

Pep Guardiola insisted there were no regrets after Manchester City’s bid to retain their Champions League crown ended in a heartbreaking penalty shoot-out loss to Real Madrid.The holders were beaten 4-3 on spot-kicks by the Spanish giants after their quarter-final tie ended 4-4 on aggregate – 1-1 on the night – despite a dominant display from Guardiola’s side in the secon...Full Story »

Manchester City’s dreams of retaining the Champions League were shattered after a dramatic penalty shoot-out loss to Real Madrid.Bernardo Silva and Mateo Kovacic both missed from the spot as City were beaten 4-3 on penalties after their pulsating quarter-final tie ended 4-4 on aggregate.Rodrygo had given Real an early lead in the second leg at the Etihad Stadium but City otherwise dominate...Full Story »

Arsenal’s Champions League hopes were snuffed out as Joshua Kimmich’s bullet header was enough to take Bayern Munich into the semi-finals.After an enthralling 2-2 draw at the Emirates Stadium last week, this tie was finely poised but it was the hosts who progressed as Kimmich headed home in the second half to seal a 1-0 win for Bayern.Thomas Tuchel became just the second man to lead ...Full Story »

Mason Greenwood is a player “reborn” and would be a shrewd addition for Juventus if they can do a deal with Manchester United, says Fabio Capello. Forward enjoying loan spell in Spain Permanent transfer expected this summer Talk of interest from Serie A & La Liga WHAT HAPPENED?The 22-year-old winger has caught the eye this season during a loan spell at La Liga outfit Geta...Full Story »

Paddy Madden’s first-half hat-trick crowned Stockport champions of League Two with a 5-2 win despite a brief second-half comeback from Notts County.Despite Macaulay Langstaff going close for the Magpies early on, the visitors took the lead before the half-hour mark as Aden Baldwin’s slip allowed Madden to finish, grabbing his second from the penalty spot after a handball was given ag...Full Story »

CHLOE KELLY left fans stunned as she stripped down to a bikini on holiday. The England Lionesses striker looked incredible as she soaked up the sun in Marrakesh, Morocco. Getting so much-needed rest before the end of season run-in, Kelly relaxed in a swimming pool in front of a stunning desert backdrop. The 2022 Euros final hero showed off her figure in a stripey bikini and stylish sunglass...Full Story »

Cesc Fabregas has set his sights on a top drawer Premier League job after spending time with Arsenal youth teams last summer. Fabregas harbours ambition to be a top manager Currently working as an assistant at Como Insisted that he is in no hurry and is taking it step by step WHAT HAPPENED?Having retired from professional football, Fabregas transitioned into coaching and currently serves...Full Story »

Jose Mourinho is being talked up to become the next West Ham boss, replacing David Moyes, after their Europa League defeat to Bayer Leverkusen. Mourinho is currently a free agent Tipped to become the next West Ham boss The Portuguese is waiting for the right opportunity WHAT HAPPENED?Moyes, the current manager of the Hammers, has earned legendary status at the London Stadium after lead...Full Story »

Erik ten Hag refused to entertain a question about potentially overseeing Manchester United’s worst Premier League season and has not given up on Champions League qualification.Seventh-placed United suffered another setback in an underwhelming campaign after requiring a Bruno Fernandes brace to scrape a scarcely-deserved 2-2 draw at Bournemouth.United have never finished below their curren...Full Story »

Sutton boss Steve Morison has vowed his players will “keep fighting” to secure their Football League status following a 2-2 draw at Harrogate.An 87th-minute equaliser from substitute Deon Moore – his first-ever EFL goal at the age of 24 – made it 13 points from a possible 18 for Morison’s men.But victories for relegation rivals Colchester and Grimsby – who pla...Full Story »

Stockport boss Dave Challinor says his side will be going all out to win the League Two title after securing promotion with a comfortable 2-0 victory over Morecambe at Edgeley Park.Last season’s play-off final losers secured elevation with three games remaining with goals from Isaac Olaofe and Fraser Horsfall earning them the three points.Challinor said: “This was a tough game and I ...Full Story »

Hartlepool came from behind to draw 1-1 with mid-table rivals Dagenham in their final Vanarama National League home match of the season at Victoria Park.The Daggers took the lead in the 37th minute through a fine individual goal from Dion Pereira.Pereira picked the ball up in the Hartlepool half and went on a surging run before slotting past Pools goalkeeper Peter Jameson.Hartlepool improved aft...Full Story »

Blackpool kept up the pace in the League One play-off race with a slender 1-0 victory over relegated Carlisle.Karamoko Dembele scored one of the quickest goals this season as he bagged the only goal of the game inside the first minute at Brunton Park.It was a third win in a row for Neil Critchley’s chasers, who are three points off the pace having played a game more than incumbents Oxford....Full Story »